You'll be amazed at this plan, absolutely amazed. This plan it was simple genius, it looked at something impossible, found a way to make it possible and achieve my goal. Honestly I should keep this plan to myself, I don't even know if I should write it down, because then you might use it for your own whatever, should you find yourself in my shoes somehow (I'd hope not, because I like my shoes and you should stay out of them). And now that are you are about on the verge of anger (also known as the Lorentino Zone), I'll let you in on the grand plan.
See any large ship at sea will need food, especially a large ship with a person who fancies himself a fairly powerful figure. Turns out that the councilman's ship got a lot of food, shipped in daily through a lot of seperate vendors. And while the ship itself may have been a fortress of fortresses, the food shipping places were fairly easy to break into and slip into one of the crates bound for the ship. Yep, you read that right, I snuck on board in a food crate (I guess they didn't even bother to check them because frankly no one would be crazy enough to attack a councilman in the first place, let alone this one, let alone by hiding in a food crate to do it!)
And so in a move that I'm sure is a metaphor somewhere, I snuck aboard my enemies ship disguised as food. The greatest plan I've ever come up with!
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