"Ok there are two options here, either Nidget is secretly some kind of weird murderer," Left unsaid is that everyone in the house committed multiple murders, Nidget and I rather recently, "Or you guys are haunted." As soon as I said haunted Nidget's door flung open and the corpse started to sway in a wind that actually wasn't there.
"SEE WE'RE HAUNTED!" Nidget screamed and I didn't exactly know why, because you know I could hear him perfectly fine, volume control people learn it!
"Well its confirmed so I'll be on my way good luck with all of that." I left before they could say anything more (look I'm a bad person you know this journal reader, I know you know this). I wasn't back at my shop one minute before Captain Therod came knocking.
"You said later, this is later."
"Not exactly a great time Captain, look I just had a bit of an incident with stuff, I think and this is just a guess, we might have some ghost issues." All the lanterns in my shop went out imediately, and the door which was open from the Captain coming in (because you know people were raised in damn barns they leave doors open). An old lady materialized, her face twisted in a grimace of blood and mangled features, she screamed and it filled the shop.
"Haunted really? What makes you think that?" Captain Therod didn't need to shout, despite the noise I could hear her just fine.
"Oh you know just a feeling."
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