Monday, November 26, 2012

Coincidental Killers

"Halt!" Guards say halt, people in the past say halt, killers in sewers tightly packed some of them standing in water filled with who knows what, should not say halt.  For our part both me and Mordere stopped though we had no reason to.  The killers (and with their dirty looks and assorted rusty weaponry could not be mistaken for anything else) numbered at least ten possibly fifteen (its been a while and you'll see why I don't rember exact numbers).

"Mordere just shoot these guys we're in a sewer its not like anyone will notice."

"Sure I'll shoot them with no pistol." I scowled at him and then realized he didn't actually carry any weapons with him.

"What happened to the pistols at my store?"

"They are at your store I'm not taking something I didn't pay for."

"Are you two finished we have you dead to rights Lorentino, and we mean to get even with you."

"Wait what? You're here for me not him? That's rich!" I was completely flabbergasted that not only were we escaping people wanting to kill Mordere and ran into people trying to kill me, but Mordere managed to find them in the sewers we were lost in! It was absurd.

"Well just give me your pistol and I'll kill them." I had to admire Mordere for completely ignoring people who were intending on killing me him someone?

"I didn't bring it." I want to say he sighed but he did not he just looked at me with a "That makes sense" because to him it did.  I mean we were running away and told specifically not to kill people, why would either of us bring weapons? A bullet wizzed by my head while I contemplated Mordere following Captain Therod's "don't kill anyone" stipulation a bit closer than I would assume anyone would ever follow let alone Mordere.

"LORENTINO YOU WILL PAY ATT Hruk ARARAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" You may be wondering why they stopped talking suddenly, because I set them on fire (I don't need a pistol to kill people is another reason I don't always bring one).  As always when I set things on fire underground in an area filled with waste (because sadly this has happened multiple times) Mordere and I had to immeadiately run because well gas explodes when ignited (which would have been a good reason to NOT set them on fire).  At least Mordere understood the rumbling and moved immeadiately.  Unfortunately this also meant we got seperated and I got lost even more, with the added bonus of the entire sewer smelling like burnt shit and bodies.  Let me tell you its a lovely cocktail of awful.

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