It's always facinating to me as a person who has outlived all of his friends/family/eventually everyone ever who has ever lived (well past a certain point I mean if there is no one left to steal the life from I'll be boned, but I doubt that will happen anytime soon) to see other people have to deal with their families. Ultimately its always some celebration or other annoying time of the year that families think its a great time to swing in and bother you. Well other people, as I've said I've outlived all of my immediate family and I'm completely unaware if I have any surviving distant relatives. On top of that having an entirely made up lineage makes it difficult to go off someone's last name for relation, though amazingly I have run across other Lorentinos! I believe having living as long as I have someone must have heard one of my tales of heroism and took the name as a way of honoring me. Well I certainly hope thats what it is and not just some grave robbing jerks who figure I'm dead and they can steal my legacy.
Anyway back to family! I figured the only other person in Rosetia that would have a similar fascination with other peoples annoying relatives would be Valrym. Hilariously I was completely wrong with that and thats where my story will take place tomorrow. I'd write more today but the closest thing I have to family is being obnoxious (yes Nidget, yes I understand that that basically disqualifies my whole fascination in other peoples relatives when I have a small dumb child of my own who bothers me all the time SHUT UP!)
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