Time To Change Your Profile

"Well I think you can uncheck the was not a cannibal thing from your profile." The councilman was eating his flesh stew, he'd also take on extra appendages that flopped out from underneath his robe (randomly like a foot or arm here or what looked like a useless torse there).  It was as if he had just absorbed his crew not just ate them.

"Gee you think?"

"I do."

"Shut up Trezlan."

"BOTH OF YOU BE SILENT IN THE FACE OF THE GREAT GOD KOMIRARAIRI." His voice boomed and when he spoke the lava below also swirled.

"Really thats your name? Man I can't even begin to hruk!" I didn't get to complete my petty comment because I was launched into a wall (Trezlan Lorentino wall inspector). The god of I am not writing that again and probably mispelled it anyway then snatched Telrrax up from her position at the mouth of the cave and held her in the air next to his cauldron (did I mention the cave lay out, basically we were at the mouth of a cave with a small walkway up to a jutting area where the god and his cauldron was, beneath us was the burning lava being held in check by magic, and above us was the exit). The flesh creature just collapsed to the ground, I figure whatever link it had with Telrrax was broken by the God's power.

"HELP ME LORENTINO!" My eyes were blurry, I could taste blood and I was against a god, but of course Telrrax wanted me to help, I mean its not like I had anything better to do or anything!

"LORENTINO!!!" The councilman god roared I felt the volcano shake under my feet and Telrrax dropped to the ground her body going limp when she hit (either from the magical power or a fake out, the flesh creature remained inanimate). I felt magical bindings wrap around me, like the tight ropes of cable they were constricting my body, I managed to free my revolver from its holster and fire a shot, it was dead on but did nothing, I could see a bit of the god's belly quiver from the impact but the god creature just laughed.  The binds tightened and my revolver hit the mouth of the caves floor. He lifted me to this putrid smelling body and I could see not only was he made up of most likely his former crew, they were still kind of alive, which was horrible even for a necromancer like myself.

"Do you have anything to say before you die?"

What did I say? What happened? Did I get to add another god to my list of things I killed! Well obviously, but tommorrow the answer to none of your questsions and more!