Thursday, February 7, 2013

A Pressing Desire For A Map

You know drifting down a river as it gets wider and wider and the current gets stronger and stronger it occured to me I really need to get a hold of a map before I travel anywhere. I mean I tend to just go off in the wilderness on a wing and a prayer and just hope things work out. I need to stop doing that! Especially since maps are a thing that exist! Even in this war torn world people make their living making the damn things.

But no, there I was floating down a river possibly to my doom wondering what I'd gotten myself into.  Why didn't I just leave the boat you may ask? I mentioned the rivers current was strong already didn't I? Also I'm a terrible swimmer, despite continually arriving in situations where I need to swim.  See much like the map situation I refuse to ever improve myself in a way that would make these scenarios easier in the fallen hope that one day I'll stop finding myself in these scenarios.

Did that make sense? I hope it does. Anyway back to the point of my meandering narrative (do I have one? Did I ever?) I basically drifted down a river getting further and further away from shore, and more and more afraid that this would not end well. Spoiler alert it did not.

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