"So no army, no real plan, no support from your gods, and no hope of success." I think I summed up our situation perhaps best there.
"You're an optimist I take it Mr. Lorentino." They did provide us weird horses, so at least we weren't walking. I'd mention how we got from the cave to the world at large, but I don't really understand how we got there and back myself, some kind of spiritual whatever gods are weird ok lets leave it at that.
"I try to look at the bright side of life, so I know what I'm missing out on by being sent on stupid dangerous missions with little hope of success." See the grass is always greener, because I have to kill the crazy person on my side of the fence that like juggles shorties set on fire (it hasn't happened... yet).
"They will not expect a direct attack on their leadership, and without a head a snake will die."
"Unless its a two headed snake, than the other head will just bite you."
"There are not two headed snakes."
"Totally are."
"I am not getting into an argument with you about snakes Mr. Lorentino, but I am right and you are wrong." There totally are two headed snakes, probably.
"Regardless we'll get to the command tent, kill my brother and end this threat."
"And what about his country?"
"He has several heirs, one of them will bear his curse instead."
"That's really harsh."
"That is his punishment, that he now wishes it on someone else does not make it go away." I tell you its almost like the gods here care more about punishing people than they do actually helping (which puts them on par with gods everywhere, gods are hella petty). When I become a God I'll make sure to be really nice and... nope I'll be the pettiest petty who was ever petty. I know me, you know me, so I guess it understand why Gods are bad, because the people who believe in them are also petty. So it shall be.
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