Its Not That Bad

"Great I'm going to die next to Lorentino and his bad breath." That was Therod I tell you she always finds little things to say to me that are patently insulting. Like bad breath or that I'm a murderer or whatever.

"Its not that bad." It isn't, ok maybe it is I don't know these things, I take breath mints even!

"Its horrible Trezlan its why I'm glad I'm facing this direction upside down." Nidget being helpful as usual.

"Shouldn't we be more concerned with the potential spider doom, than my bad breath." There I go being rational everyone else being all who they are.

"You're bad breath will be with us forever the spiders are a minor issue." Nidget used a blade hidden in the heel of one of his shoes to cut his rope and drop to the ground, once there he kicked the spider eggs into the wall and they exploded in purple slime.

"You could have done that the whole time?"

"Of course, but I had to see what they wanted first before I freed myself, death to spider egg seems well unpleasant." I imagine it is, I mean as the premier spider killer in this group I'm completely averse to spider death. Like its on my top 10 list of ways I don't want to die.

"Pavarossi just get us out of here."

"I dunno Captain Therod what will you give me for freeing you?" As always Nidget was opportunistic.

"I won't kill you immediately for implying you'd leave me here."

"Fair enough, and I know Trezlan will just say he won't be as assholish to me in the future which he already breaks by saying that."  True true, I am predictable. Nidget broke the blade off his heel and used it to unlock us (industrious little bugger that one).

"So we've got no weapons except Nidget's little boot knife."

"I broke that in Trezlans shackles, so no knife."

"Ok so no weapons."

"You don't need weapons you have me I am born of fire and destruction! I will destroy our enemies with fiery damnation!" I even conjured fire to show my awesome ability.

"Have a way to burn open a metal door in a stone sewer oh great firemancer?" Therod doubting my abilities as usual.

"Well yes but no, I mean I can but it would cook us inside and leave me without any magical ability."

"Oh how the mighty have fallen." I tell you its like they didn't think the door would open again. I mean it did obviously and I totally helped destory the spider cult of course. But its like you have one small little delay in your righteous fury and people think you are powerless! And by people I mean Therod who's a total dick, yes ladies can be dicks.