Torturous Logic

"Why am I hanging upside down?" Nidget of course was the one to break the blessed silence that had fallen over us since we had woken up in the dungeon? Place of captivity? Lifes little hang up?

"Its tortrue Pavarossi its why I'm shackled next to Lorentino instead of somewhere else."

"That hurt Captain Therod, if I could point I'd point right at my chest where you just stabbed my heart." It really did injure me, I was close to crying.

"But you guys aren't hanging upside down." It was a decent question to ask it pained me to admit.

"Look its because you're short Nidget thats why they did it to you, because you're a shorty and this was their way of restraining you." I swear he was dancing around it and I just had to say it. Yes they punished him because of racism.

"Thank you for admitting it, you're all racist against my kind."

"Here we go."

"What? Why do you say that everytime I point this out?"

"Because Nidget you're an asshole which is why people do bad things to you, does that mean people aren't racist towards shorties? Nope they clearly are, but in specificness to you, you're an asshole, like me, it has nothing to do with our race and everything to do with being assholes."

"Wow Lorentino I'm amazed you admit that." Captain Therod actually sounded shocked.

"Well you still judge both of us because you're a racist Therod."

"Ok thats it when they come in I'm screaming to get moved elsewhere."

"I hope you do, that way Trezlan and I can continue our erudite discussion on your imposing restrictions due to our races."

"I hate you both so much." So I guess Therod was right, we were there to torture her, and like most things in life why fight it is my method of operation. Thankfully for her she didn't have to wait long for our captors to do something with us. Unfortunately for her (and us) that something was well you'll have to wait till the next entry!