Twenty five freaking traps. TWENTY FIVE! After the spike room there was a room full of spiders, after the spiders I forgot because FREAKING SPIDERS! All the same TWENTY FIVE FREAKING THINGS! Thank gods I was able to burn my way through all of them, yes even the room that looked to be full of stuffed animals (evil stuffed animals!). I was starting to think I wasn't wanted there (well that and DAMN MY ASS HURTS OH GOD WHY IS THERE SO MUCH PAIN!)
Eventually I came through all of the crazyness into a stone chamber, that lead to a huge door. The cold was gone, the traps behind me. To say I was hesitant to go forward was and understatement! Honestly I was worried the treasure would be a trap in and of itself (because why else all the other horrible traps?) And with the amount of pain my ass was in, and the amount of fire I'd already used I was pretty much spent. I basically collapsed outside of the door broken, terrified. I was very close to my goal and that was scary (what if it was empty? What if it was a trap? What if it was a dead god I was resurrecting to destroy the world... wait that last one was something I probably will do later).
So yeah I did the last thing anyone would expect. I went to sleep. I can't tell you how, all I know is one minute I was standing outside of the large door, and the next moment I was waking up in a warm bed with a dear old man looking on at me with a large happy smile.
"Welcome traveler I've been waiting for you." And that was the last thing I ever expected to see ever, even more so than a dead god resurrected by my stupidity. Who was he? Where was the treasure? How did I get into bed with a broken ass without waking up? Next entry! Well aside from the ass thing, I have no idea.
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