"And honestly it makes no sense that a woman couldn't be a part of your fisherman guild, if they feel the need to throw their life away on a completely boring and disgusting profession you should let them! I mean you all aren't exactly lookers and fishing is not exactly difficult, that woman want to toss away any kind of normal life to join you should be seen as amazing, not scorned! I know you are probably all feeling very defensive right now, but if you look within yourselves you'll know that I'm speaking truth, and that my truth will shine a light into our world and other unions will also accept female members and you guys can be the start of a glorious gender revolution." The room was empty, none of the fisherman were in their little club house and I had a great speach all worked up and everything. I'd say they shouldn't leave their door wide open when they aren't there, but the truth was it was locked tight with three seperate locks and I entered through less than legal means. I thought perhaps they just were in a secret meeting I could interrupt and deliver my great speech. This was not the case at all. But again I had the speech already ready to go so I decided to at least test the accoustics of the room!
Since I had already committed one crime I figured why not check out the whole fisherman's guild to see any dirty details I could find out. I mean in for one crime why not commit all of them right? They didn't even lock up their paperwork or anything! I had membership lists, I had schedules, I had blatant admission of piracy. Wait what that last one? Yeah apparently there was a reason the fishermans guild kept women out. THEY WERE ALL DAMN PIRATES! You must imagine my surprise. It was made all the more surprising when a bunch of people with pistols arrived and stuck them in my face to say hello.
"Fellas I'm glad you're here we have to talk about discrimination!" Sadly they did not want to hear my speech on equal rights. Amazing right?
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