"So you're all pirates?" They had moved me from their headquarters to one of their ships, it felt kind of silly, but you know I went with it because I love to know things even when its dangerous to my health.
"Yes, now you know our big secret, which is a shame you'll have to die." We were sailing to an undisclosed location, I doubted it was to a surprise birthday party, but you never know!
"You don't have to kill me I can pirate with the best of them I'm an assett!" I was tied up, but it wasn't like magic rope, basically I was humoring the rotted teeth idiots.
"No we don't need someone like you on board."
"You're words sting my very soul." My pirate captor was a pot bellied snaggly toothed guy with multiple piercings, scars, and bad fashion sense. The pistol he held out was so old I think it was almost from when I was in my first lifetime!
"Shut your yap." I was below decks, the ship seemed to be in a lot of disrepair. Like I could see clearly several structural problems that would only get worse. So not only were they pirates, they were bad pirates.
"Fine don't let me tell you about treasure I know about." It was a dumb play, but you know me stupid plans are better than no plans! He ignored me and the ship sailed on. Eventually we arrived at a small island and they roughly removed me from their ship.
"Do you want a pistol with one bullet?"
"What good would that do me?"
"So you can end your life fast."
"Oh no thank you." They left me there, tied up watching as the ship sailed away. The island was fairly small, not a lot of trees or cover, probably no animals, clean water would be hard to come by, and not a lot of shade in what felt like a really overbearing sun. As the ship disappeared in the distance I thought maybe just maybe I shouldn't have let them sail me out to the middle of no where. You know what they say "Curisoity lead to dying of thirst on an island in the middle of no where." Yes they say that, look it up.
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