Thursday, April 3, 2014

Stand Back I'm About To Do Some Stuff

"You can't win, we've got you outnumbered, outgunned, and outwitted. Sure you killed my trap with Braidin but that was a minor setback, I can still just as easily kill your protectors and drag you back to my lands Trezlan and this time I promise the torture will be actual torture."

"Not really selling me on that come quietly thing Oshujon." I have to admit he did have the upper hand, we were on the water far from home and his ship was quite large and scary looking. I never understand why people threaten to make things worse for you if you don't do what they want because most of the time what they want is equally as awful for you.

"You will not win Oshujon the god's have taken notice of your plot and they will destroy you." Vontresa held my hand very tightly I believe it was a measure of keeping me within grasp to kill me, not you know any kind of protection. Oshujon laughed.

"I want them to notice me it makes it all the easier to kill them, now let Lorentino go and I'll send you back to your Fire God like the petulant children that you are." I didn't know if he meant send them to the Fire God by killing them or letting them go, I guessed killing them. But I was feeling tired, tired of being run around and used, so I stood up for myself, sort of.

"That's it! All of you everyone of you damned morons!" I broke free of Vontresa and looked Oshujon in the face with the best look of scorn I had (so like moderate perturbment) "Ever since I've been out of prison this world has kicked me in the balls. Everyone I liked is dead, those who aren't dead are radically changed and I can't figure out any of this! But what I do know Oshujon is we are on the water, away from you shitty land of no magic and with that I can call down a stream of fire that will destroy your ship in the blink of a damned eye, SO LEAVE NOW BEFORE I MAGIC THE CRAP OUT OF YOU!" I shouted to make my point but it was completely unnecessary as a several explosions destroyed Oshujon's vessel almost immediately upon me finishing. The explosion was so close I felt the air from each impact.

"I'm so good I don't even have to actually do my threats for them to happen anyway!" Vontresa and Timov looked at me like I was crazy, and sadly I don't have secret powers after all. No someone else as always was involved, like a jerk who takes my moment of triumph!

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