Monday, December 8, 2014

Frost Fire

Being stuck in a block of ice sucks. Like I've been trapped by all kinds of things in my life, the ice block I believe is the worst one (that's saying something). It was bad for a lot of reasons. It was painful, I wasn't able to move, and worst of awful it meant I was helpless while the crazy ice person continued to rant and rave. Like seriously I wish somehow the ice would have blocked my hearing. His main complaint seemed to be that people weren't listening to him, yet having heard him talk for a gods damned hour, well lets just say HE HAD NOTHING OF NOTE TO FREAKING SAY! Like seriously he kept demanding his hostages listen to him and then he's say complete none sense. How can you expect anyone to listen to you while you are just rambling like a jack ass? He also had a speech impediment which made him hard to understand at all!

Personally I was just frustrated that I had a solution to my problem, but I was prevented from using it at all. It was like having food close to your lips but not being able to eat it at all. I was actually worried this was how I'd die as some kind of lesson in hubris (how funny would it be for the god of vengeance to die frozen to death by a crazy person? NOT FUNNY AT ALL SINCE THAT IS ME YOU HORRIBLE PERSON!) It was in the midst of a panic attack when the crazy ice guy started stabbing one of the hostages. I admit I had tuned him out for a while so I missed what set him off, but I didn't miss that all of a sudden I could feel my power return, it was like a cork being popped off champagne. Free of restrictions I melted the ice, and stalked up to the ice crazy who was quite surprised to see me.

"How?" His voice showed fear, proper fear as he was about to die horribly.

"Fire of course." I snapped my fingers and ignited his entire body, at one point he tried to cool himself down, but I was long past letting that happen, it did lead to him being frozen and scorched though, which was as horrifying as you could imagine. The look on his face was amusing to me and scared everyone else in the room (I'm the avatar/god of vengeance, not one of like humility or tact so my thoughts of others is non existent).

It was of course at this point the Guard rushed into the library (they had a spotter outside see the commotion) and they arrested me. I RESOLVED THE SITUATION! But you know how people in authority are. All "We told you not to" this and "you are not a god" that. I tell you its almost enough to make me question helping them at all! And I still didn't get to go to the gods damned library.

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