Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Blame Trezlan I Always Did

"Mind if I have a drink its been well I don't even know what year it is, so I'm going to say a long time and leave it at that." He had red hair and the oddest facial hair I've seen on a person, just a long thing mustache with a short goatee. He was also completely unreadable. I hadn't had the justice sight for long, but I hadn't run across someone who had no actual anything like Nidget did.

"I can't read you."

"Yeah I'm not alive I don't think? Or I wasn't? To be honest I have no idea what I am right now, Trezlan says hi, he's too busy to help himself so he sent me, also don't do anything for Oshujon, man's a zealot."

"I don't even."

"I was a ghost for a time, long time even, I guess it was what happened when you don't sign on to any religious aspect of things. I wound up basically haunting a place hoping some idiot like Trezlan didn't come along and send me some place worse. That sucked, sucked even more when the world got wiped out, just had to sit there in the ruins hanging out with other ghosts, who are all pretty terrible to be honest, just stupid rude people." He was drinking pretty heavily from some undiscernible black liquor.

"I feel like I missed something important."

"Basically Trezlan's tied up with things, he found me just wandering around because he's a god now which yikes that's scary, and now I'm here to help you kill like twenty people." There were only five bodies near me, I knew at that point he meant in the future not present.

"Only twenty?"

"Well to start, been gone for a long time, I want to have a little fun before returning to non existence you know."

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