A Real Shit Job

"You know when you said this can be a real shit job I should have known you meant literally." Carut and Therod were stationed outside of a waste processing plant. It was apparently a target for chemical warfare or something, really it seemed like it was a Sun Star client specifically for punishment duty. The people they had replaced had previously been busted to the job for drinking, Therod felt it unfair for her to be there but she had screwed up along with Carut and so they had to have their punishment.

"I want to thank you for this, I have never actually gotten assigned to guard shit before, and this is a new low." Carut was in better spirits than Therod. They both had to wear breathing masks so as to not die from the fumes.

"I aim to set the bar low Carut. Honestly who would attack a shit factory?"

"Shitty terrorists."

"I hate you, even though I know I should have seen that coming."

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"So once we get the shit what do we do with it?" Anarchists were rarely smart, the group planning their assault on the sanitation plant set that already low bar even lower. There were three of them, all under the age of twenty and living off their parents but wanting to disrupt the system they felt was keeping them down.

"We turn into a bomb dumb ass that's why they guard it, I read some stuff on the net, just apply some chemicals and boom!"

"Won't it be guarded?" Each one of them were really hard to tell apart, all long hair and teen age angst.

"Nah just a couple drunks, I chatted with them the other day, neither one will really stop us, but we have guns, you know what they say can't make an omlette without shooting people."

"Who says that?"

"Shut up and get in the van!"

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"Unguarded, couple drunks really, should be easy to stage an assault on." The pros were better armed then the anarchists, there were also six of them and they had a better plan than get shit and make shit into bomb.

"And why are we doing this again?"

"Bosses want to build a new treatment plant, can't do that while the other one is still in operation."

"Makes sense, but won't we be suspected?"

"Nah I have a couple idiot anarchists I can blame this, been talking it up to them online."

"Excellent." And thus the least guarded shit factory in the galaxy came under assault by two completely related/unrelated parties.