"So you've been in town a couple days and you haven't killed anyone, kudos is that your first time doing that?" It was inevitable that Valrym and I would run into each other, he didn't have to be such a dick about it.
"I'll have you know my first visit to this town had weeks go by without senseless murder, ass." I'd been out buying more fruit (surpingly I'd eaten the stuff I'd purchased earlier, almost like I could actually meet my goals!)
"Where are your associates, my bartender told me you were with two people? Kill them already?" You know for saving Valrym's life he sure treated me like garbage. Probably that whole necromancy thing, its such a friendship killer.
"No I didn't kill them, they left me to go deal with some bandits and I'm done being the errand boy of the downtrodden."
"So finished before you even started?" He had started walking with me, I purposefully took long strides, to my dismay he kept up no issue.
"Why do you care? We're done with each other." I started just walking anywhere, but anywhere wound up being Valrym's tavern, weird how that works.
"Because I saved you, in a way I kind of unleashed you on others."
"I saved you as well, yet you don't see me checking in on you."
"Well one of us is a demigod, and one of us is a petty necromancer who can't see beyond the crevice of his own ass."
"You became a necromancer?" He punched in my groin area, it was totally worth it.
"Everything about you is ugly Lorentino, the best thing you could do is go live in the mountains and not bother anyone." He left me there holding onto my groin writhing in pain. I remember getting mad at him for those comments, but its not like he was wrong, that's the worst part, when someone calls you out for being a bad person, and they're right. If only I could find a way to make money off of obvious predictions. I'd be so rich.
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