"I'm lost."
"Of course you are Nidget, you're always lost, I think its a case of your smaller brain."
"First off, you're a dick, secondly, this story makes less sense than the one before it." I'm sure you're lost as well reader, this conversation the one I'm transcribing now took place a couple days ago. Nidget, is my worker (he claims partner but that is not the case at all ever) he's also a Pavarossi, and we had some downtime and he asked me about previous family members I've run across, so I told him about the original Leland and this new incarnation. Since I was also telling you journal I figured I'd include this petulant conversation, because I was incensed by his idiocy and felt it should be written down.
"What's not to get Nidget?" I was actually mystified, well not really, as I said Nidget is a bit of an idiot, take how he now works for me instead of being an independent thief like he used to be. That's a story for another time.
"I'm just at a loss that Morley, to strike back at you, got some people paying higher taxes to start a revolution and convinced the Prince that you were working on to kill Morley, to turn against you and his own government over taxes? That's madness."
"That's what happened."
"I call total bullshit, more so than your normal yarns. I can buy you being a necromancer, even that you killed a god, but this? This is completely insane." Nidget had more access to my life than I like to admit, I think he also reads my journal, in which case you are an asshole Nidget (-Nidgets note- And you're a liar this journal has so many things off with it I couldn't even begin to begin).
"Are you going to let me finish this story or rudely interrupt me at all turns?"
"Go on, I can't imagine how you'll make up a resolution to this one."
"Oh ye of little faith, I think it runs in your family."
"I was adopted."
"If only that were the truth." And so tomorrow I'll get back to my real story without Nidget ruining my mojo with his whining! (-Nidget's Note- Real bullshit story).
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