"Down." I dropped to the floor (which was dirty, so so dirty) and Valerind's revolver did the talking, where nine men stood bullets followed and death racked up (he had 8 shots but killed nine guys, I'd say that's pretty amazing but I dunno maybe he just scared the last guy to death).
"Well that was quick." The gun again fired real bullets and he reloaded it like a normal pistol, it seemed weird to see the hand of the fire god used so boringly! I mean it can fire a god bullet! Though I'll admit almost having it take your damn arm off can make you leary of the god bullet.
"Its not over, these were the first guys." I noticed that they had gotten shots off, the tavern keeper and his one drunken patron lay dead on the floor.
"The first guys?"
"YOU IN THERE MORDERE? ARE YOU READY TO DIE?" It was green eyes I could tell from the shout.
"Yeah first guys, typical cannon fodder type moment make me spend a limited resource and then they close in for the kill, don't you understand basic unit tactics?"
"Sorry missed that day at Necromancer school." There is no necromancer school, just thought I'd be clear on that as I've made this joke in the past and people don't understand it. So there I was surrounded in a tavern with nothing to really drink and an Assassin who didn't need me to warn him. All in all it was a pretty normal day for me. Also side note, roasting cannibals alive is really ironic but horrible because they like to remark on how they smell as they die! I know trust me I was creeped out as well.
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