"You're standing too close to the door." Therod, Nidget and I were waiting for our captors to open their heavy iron door and let us pummel the crap out of them (and burn them can't forget the burning).
"I'm standing in perfect position to jump our captors with my magic fury."
"Magic fury seriously Trezlan?" Nidget as always was being a dick.
"I'm a writer Nidget, Magic Fury is huge." I am, and it totally is, I'm starting to sell a lot of products with Magic Fury on them, sure its written on the bottom barely legible, but its there and its catching on!
"Just get back from the door Lorentino." Therod still doubted my abilities. I tell you its like I haven't lived hundreds of years and that doesn't demand respect! Well I have and it does! Sure I don't tell people that because I don't want to get lynched/burned at the stake/something else horrible. But learn from my wisdom plebians!
"No I want to show you and Nidget that I am the true person in control here, I solved this whole issue and I'll be the one to fix it, because thats what I do, I take stupid peoples little problems and rectify them even though I don't actually want to, but you guys bug me so much that I feel I have to." I was intending on going on longer but the door suddenly swung open and clocked me right between the eyes knocking me out. Yes they warned me to not be so close to the door, and I didn't listen to them. So there I was my big moment of heroism and I got knocked out at the start. I tell you its almost like I'm not really a hero at all.
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