They wouldn't let me be emperor. Sure the people would have never gone for it, and I'm far to awesome to be tied down with ruling order, but the very fact they said I couldn't just made me want it all the more. Instead I was given some coins, a couple weird items the new ruling family did not want (because they were associated with the creature from beyond) and told not to come back. Which seemed completely unfair considering I saved all their stupid magic addicted asses from damnation and destruction! I tell you its like people think just because you single handidly destroyed a creature of immeasurable power you are some kind of danger to society!
Anyway Erchus was ok and went back to his life of fishing, which seemed like a downgrade to be honest (seriously buddy fishing? so sad). Mordere blamed me for her getting taken, though she had gotten free shortly after arriving in the other dimension, I guess she was planning on killing a whole lot of people right before I knocked us all back into the proper dimension (or so she claimed, I mean lets be honest I make the same claim all the damn time... and its uhh completely true when I do it!) She left to be with her dad in his final months (yes he died in his sleep, which seemed unfair considering how many people he killed on the way to dying in his sleep!)
For me I decided I was done selling things for a time, but I still wanted to help people (help of course being a matter of opinion) and so I opened up an agency for dealing with the magical (all totally legal I checked, mostly). And so that's where the next entry will start off, The Trezlan Lorentino Dark Arts Protection Agency! Or TLDAPA (someone rudely told me this could be used as an acronym for Too long Didn't Actually Protect Anything, which is insulting! And not at all true I promise!)
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