I'm normally a pretty easy going kind of guy despite most of the journals evidence to the contrary (so who is lying me or me?) so when my neighbors above started stomping and screaming at all hours of the night (yes I sleep in my office, I tried having an apartment and my office and found this was a waste of money I'd spend too much time at one and not enough at another) I was put upon. When blood started showing up in the hallway and weird spectral entities made appearances I was annoyed, and when the Toofarbs sought out my help to rid themselves of the problems they were having I was well past pissed off and into "How can you people expect this of me!?"
So let me back this up a bit. My neighbors stupidly bought a haunted Object (it was a painting but honestly it can be anything such is the nature of haunted objects) and when the object itself started being all haunted they tried to just ignore it. Yes can you believe that? They just hoped it would go away! Clearly they don't have the experience I do of trying to ignore ghosts. You can't do it! All the same John Toofarb didn't believe in it while his poor wife just fell deeper and deeper into a funk as the ghost specifically seemed to torment her while ignoring John (because that's how Ghosts work, they are huge dicks). Debra eventually sought me out against John's advice, because he thought I was a criminal (which is silly he shouldn't think that, I am a criminal, it shouldn't be a thought, wait shit).
I'll admit I was probably harsher than I needed to be towards Debra, because I, like ghosts, am an asshole. But that will be the next entry natrually.
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