Stumbled Into A Problem

I hate trap doors, and not just because for some odd reason I have a tendency to fall down them. I hate them because they are stupid AND because I have a tendency to fall down them. Like why would you disguise a basement under ground with a door that can be fallen down? Other than you being a horrible asshole of course? Something should either be a hidden wall panel or clearly marked, I don't think this is asking too much!

Falling down a trap door hurts, because you kind of hit the ladder before you slam into the ground so you get the worst of both kinds of falls, a straight drop and a smash into things on the way down. As I collided with the ground I cursed the luck of my new invigorated body getting newly banged up (didn't break anything but I was sore for at least a few days after this). At least the evil necromnancer cave had good lighting (regular lights, I'm guessing because torches while more to the aesthetic they were going for would alert people to fire being below in the morgue). I followed the lighting down a hallway and into a large chamber where there was all kinds of weird chanting going on (I say weird because again I speak all kinds of language and I'm one of the oldest necromancers living and I couldn't understand any of this and it certainly didn't seem to be a spell I'd ever heard of). I was very sad it was another stupid cult, because as I have said so many times in the past I hate cults. I hate cults so much.

My hate of cults is really a life long affair. I think I'll probably end up dead to a cult because I keep running into them in literally every aspect of my life. At some point I'm probably going to run into a cult of people who worship breakfast, and then we'll come into conflict over the proper way to butter toast and this will be a soul crushing affair.

Anyway I'll get to the cult shenanigans next entry, I'm cutting the entry today short because hilariously I have an animal trap latched on to my leg and I'm trying to dislodge it. Yes I know it seems silly to write an entry despite this obvious handicap, such is my dedication to you little journal!