From Bad to Tentacle Monster

There are several creatures that hide in grottos that can kill large creatures. Some of them are very small parasites, shortys (wait why did I say parasites twice? HA IN YOUR FACE NIDGET!), large aquatic predators, and tenacle monsters.  Yes tenatacle monsters are their own seperate category.  They come in all kinds of shapes and sizes. Some of them are only in the water, some of them live in a kind of hybrid part water, part land, and some we only see the tentacle of we never see the bottom (the most terrifying and largest kind).  They love grottos because its still water, easy to disguise yourself in, and your prey will just walk up to take a drink, despite bones being nearby (the universal symbol for stay far away).

So as you may have guessed the creature that was killing things in the grotto I was in was a damned tentacle monster. I figured this out in the most scientific way possible, by watching a bird land on my chest (for the purpose of pecking my eyes out the little monsters) and then a large tenatcle snatched it and drug it off to its doom. I was wondering why it took the bird and not me when it hit me, because I wasn't moving.  So I could feel the paraylsis was wearing off, but I couldn't do anything for fear of being drug off to my doom by a tenatcle monster. A completely new type of paralysis this time self inflicted. I tell you there have been ferw times I've wished to still be paralysed this was one of them and its weird to admit that.

Also the verminization continues, Therod blames me when I had done nothing to bring this about other than noticing the damn things to begin with. Its completely unfair. I noticed we had a problem I told her about the problem, so it suddenly I was the person who caused the problem, because thats how society works! I do have to tell you vermin tastse all right with proper spices. Currently I'm trying to get that business going as a kind of way of turning this verminnightmare into a money making scheme. No its not working, people have some kind of hang up about eating rats. I know right? Bunch of skiddish babies.