Vermin, vermin are everywhere! I thought maybe the little bastard I caught was just an unlucky break but no, no I couldn't be so gods damned lucky. They aren't just in my shop they are all over the damned city. I swear its some kind of plague brought upon us by an unforgiving god. That has nothing to do with me being stuck in a river floating towards my doom paralyzed (as that was the past, this is the vermin filled present0.
There isn't much to the paralyzed drifting, other than my inherent fear I'd turn over and drown (they laid me into the river on my back so I wouldn't just drown, how kind). I did get to wonder if a bird would come down and peck out my eyeball (I couldn't even blink and birds are evil). I could see a variety of trees and different bugs and birds flying overhead, I couldn't sleep one because I was paralyzed and that makes sleeping hard, and I didn't necessarily want to sleep so that when the paralytic wore off I'd get eaten by wherever I ended up.
And end up I did! Eventually I came to shore in some an offshoot groto of the river/stream/whatever I was drifting in. I washed up on shore and still was not able to move, though I was able to stare at the fairly large bones of whatever had died next to me for quite a while. So that was fun! I tell you there is nothing more fun than washing up in a grotto next to the skeleton of a large creature while you can't move. It's almost as much fun as trying to write a journal entry while a bunch of damned vermin are running around causing havoc!
No spider monsters today, though honestly I'd welcome them to kill all the damned vermin!
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