"Well this isn't optimal mind you it does play into my strengths." We'd been chained to a wall in an underground cave, I allowed them to take us because in true Lorentino fashion this worked out to our benefit, well other than the magical shackling that part always sucks.
"You have a plan for being captured?" Aelanes was new at adventuring you must forgive him.
"Always Aelanes you see when an enemy captures you they assume they have the upper hand instead of the correct belief they just put themselves deeper into your stated goal, that being capturing/killing them (yes I vocalized slash because I'm awesome)." I may be lying a bit about the whole being captured thing as part of a plan, maybe.
"This does not seem like an intelligent set up Trezlan." Sidir's men had stripped us of our weaponry and told us the master would be to us shortly, this was several hours ago, I guess in henchman talk shortly means more than several hours, because assholes tell their own special version of time, asshole time.
"You have much to learn Aelanes, first off no villain who knows who you are will kill you outright, its against the basic rules of villainy, secondly they probably want something from us another point against our outright murder, and third anyone who lives in a cave with a torture room probably has at the very least hours of horrific torture ahead of us." I thought I made my case quite well.
"None of that sounds good at all Trezlan." I sighed and waited, because thats what I do, get dissapointed in humanity and await the person who intended on doing horrible things to us, just so I could flip the tables on him and kill him in some improbable way hopefully sparing Aelanes from being killed in the process (because seriously how many followers can be as combat competent as him? Not very many I guessed!). Sidir for his part kept us waiting several more hours and when he arrived well things took a turn for the weird? Awkward? Inappropriate? I dunno you'll have to read the next entry because of course you will.
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