There are few things that jail is nice for. One is the consistent eating schedule (I tend to forget to eat on my own, I believe I have mentioned before my bouts of not actually being hungry), the colorful characters you run into in jail (town drunk, town asshole, town guy who is creepy yet not creepy enough to be locked up forever), you also get to generally avoid a calamity thats affecting the whole town while you are imprisoned (this can also work against you when the calamity comes a knocking, also it ruins the first two benefits of consistent meals and interesting people).
So you can expect shortly after Therod arrested me for posessing a dangerous artifact in town, the artifact got loose and caused problems. I dutifully waited in my cell like a good boy instead of freeing myself and helping out because screw those people! Seriously lock me up when I was trying to do the right thing? See if I help you when an undead priest of the west comes to town to collect his evil cursed sword and brings an undead army with him! Technically that was all Oshujon's fault anyway since he didn't properly deal with the priest to begin with!
You see my careless disregard for the town I lived in was completely justified because I was unfairly imprisoned in advance for causing a calamity that I hadn't yet caused. Yes this makes total sense, no don't question my motives!
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