Towns do not react well to calamities. Even Rosettia which seems to be getting attacked every other week (not based on anything I do ever... yep we'll go with that) the people still react like cattle faced with fire. Some people run, some fight, most just cower and hope things blow over (because they do usually, thanks to the thankless work of yours truly). Which is a nice way of saying when I exited the jail the whole town was in chaos. Some things were on fire, people were running about and the damned were all over being all damned (damn them).
I waded into it like a farmer tends his field, with a bit of a harumph and a sigh I took my sword up and started to cut down the damned (I didn't have a pistol since I don't ordinarily carry one around town, yes I carry a sword, yes I'm that guy in town). There are those who would think "maybe you could cure them?" And to that I say yeah right! I mean they are taken over by the damned they are effectively Damned, at this point they are so damned up with damnedness they are damn lucky that I give a damn to kill them. As is often the case with idiots fighting against the tide I wound up with the group fighting against the undead, which had Oshujon and Therod fighting side by side.
"This is all your damn fault."
"Damned nice to see you too Therod."
"I hope you truely are damned Lorentino I truely to." Therod was of course overjoyed to see me.
"Would you to shut your damned mouths and let us sort out this damned situation." Oshujon was the voice of reason in this damned world. Of course it was all his fault to begin with so his reasonable was canceled out by it actually being his fault.
"YOU ARE ALL DAMNED!" The voice rose over the din and on a firey horse was the priest Oshujon and his fellows had killed from before, he was wielding the cursed sword (I guess damned sword would be a better choice?) Behind him was an army of the you guessed it and they looked to be enough to crush our small band of resistance fighers.
"Damn." Was all I could think of seeing our imminent destruction. Because I'm inventive!
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