"Get off yer ass and get out here." It was Guthlu, he wanted me to come with him, I tried to inform him I was in no shape to go anywhere, but you know how insistent children of dead gods can be (except maybe you don't? Ok they are very insistent).
"Go away person I don't know who is at my door." This never works by the way, I've tried it several hundred years and everytime what will happen is they either break the door or threaten to break it and I relent. In this case the threat was enough to make me open it. Guthlu was once again dressed in his armor and brandishing a large axe (have these people not heard of fire arms? No of course not and that's why their god is dead).
"Come on you silly bastard you owe me and I intend for you to pay out." I don't know why I was a silly bastard when he was stomping into my room at the early parts of the morning, nor did I understand what I owed him, because clearly I would have killed the creature with something, I hadn't figured out what, but I'm sure I totally would have!
"What do you even want me to do?" I thought it was a valid question before embarking on a quest of stupidity (they are always stupid, no quest ever ends intelligently).
"I need you to free my friend from the grip of a powerful magic user." Didn't I just do this thing? I swear I did.
"And?"
"And we have to get going before she's killed you stupid git, now get your shit and get moving." Thankfully I didn't have a lot of things post imprisonment, and hadn't packed very much stuff to begin with (since I assumed it would be a couple days and I'd have Val out of prison by force of personality alone, yes I realize now how stupid that belief was). So I packed up my simple pack, ran down stairs with Guthlu (well I walked he ran, such is the life of being short IN YOUR FACE!) and hopped onto one of his horses on our way to fight another magical beast who was blah blah blah. Just know it was a long journey and my ass was sore for a week by the time we got there!
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