There are several decisions in my life I'll probably regret forever. One of them was that ill advised drink in bandit town (seriously that bladder infection was the worst thing I wrote about for a bit and completely left off, just know it sucked). Another will be killing my own father (yes that's a regret even though he was trying to kill me). The last and most important will be ever being associated with necromancers. Yes I know if not for their teachings I'd be long dead, but at the same point I wouldn't be quadruple super damned and wouldn't always be in such fear of my life ending all the time! Why did I list the first two seemingly less regretable things first? To set up perspective. See now you know how much I actually regret those things. I'm nice like that no need to thank me!
And so because I know the ways of necromancy, I occaisionally get the meglomaniacal asshole who thinks because I know it I'll just willingly teach them it. And that is completely stupid. I mean if you know my history (like Vaygo apparently did creepily enough) you'd know I killed the person who taught me necromancy, and if you know anything about Morley you'd know HE PLANNED ON KILLING HER TOO! See thats the issue with necromancers, we are forever killing each other, like the worst game of tag.
"No." That was my answer to Vaygo about teaching him necromancy.
"I see." Was his response, well that and immeadiately being shackled up and placed alongside Guthlu to be whipped for a while. Because you see no good deed ever goes unpunished.
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