"This is both of your guys faults." We were restrained (me with the shackles from Jandel, Nidget and Jandel with several lengths of rope, Nidget was also stripped mostly naked apparently these guys had done their homework), what had lead to this was completely the fault of Nidget and Jandel and not at all my issue at all.
"I fail to see how this is my fault." Nidget of course did not see things that way, he never saw things that way, he could be blade deep in someone and still telling you he didn't kill them.
"Nor I Lorentino, if anything this is your fault." Jandel apparently went to the same school of blameless decision making! We were in what appeared to be a storeroom next to a crate of Hanlon weaponry recently stolen from my own damned shop. It was not enough to be robbed I had to be put next to the ill gotten gains!
"I fail to see how you two preventing me from just burning these morons to death is my fault."
"You shouldn't have listened to us obviously."
"Yeah seriously Trezlan you never listen to me normally why did you start now." There logic was of course gods damned flawless. It stammered me with its brilliance! I'm being completely serious.
"Well in the future should the situation present itself where I am being counseled by either of you two I will completely ignore it because clearly neither of you have a good idea EVER!" This is known as foreshadowing my friends. Eventually I was of course brought out of the store room to be presented to the man in charge, because my status demands that I must personally speak with leaders! Well that and they wanted to know where I hid my money and of course that meant they had to ask me personally. I like to think its more the former and less the latter for obvious reasons.
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