There are very many downsides to having to take a piss every five minutes. It makes riding a horse for very long distances an absolute pain in the ass. It makes you feel like you never get fully drained as it were, and you are constantly looking for shrubs or out of the way places you can urinate that won't cause people to freak out and scream you are some kind of pervert (I never get this one, I mean its clear what you are doing, why is it my fault you're all scared of seeing a mans penis, there is nothing perverted about peeing! If anything they are the perverts for staring!)
Occaisionally though taking frequent pisses can be beneficial. As in people don't see you there by a tree taking a leak and trying not to scream in pain (thankfully the most painful parts of the infection were over, I was down to just the frequent urination parts). And that's how I came to be behind a tree when the priest of the followers of fire stumbled by and started to pee on the very same tree (different sides and shrubbery divided us, how they missed my horse will be a question for the ages). And then as luck would have it I got to overhear all about the evil plan that had locked up Nidget and Andre.
I'll go into it more in tomorrows entry, sadly today I'm very busy with the shop and someone just came in claiming I killed his family, its going to be a long long day.
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