Wars Don't Work Like That

"You see if we resurrect the spider god she'll start a war, and the wheat will be cut from the shaft."

"Chaff."

"What?"

"The wheat would be cut from the chaff, not the shaft you idiot, the phrase is wheat cut from the chaff, have you ever harvested something? Nevermind." I tell you people get that stupid phrase wrong all the damned, time. Just like mess with the bull and get the horns, some idiots have taken to say and get gored, no shit you get gored, but what do you get gored by? THE HORNS YOU IDIOTS!

"What are you talking about?" I tell you these followers of fire can't follow a simple correction. Its the venomos poisonous thing all over again.

"That your guys plan is beyond moronic, you are being used by a dead god to resurrect itself to murder the entire world, so that you can please your live god by bringing conflict, without realizing you are actually supporting an enemy of your god, like a bunch of damned fools." I tell you I don't worship the fire god, and even I know she doesn't like people starting conflicts in her name (if she did there'd be damned wars everywhere all the time which there are, but you know, not started by her followers! They are started by people like myself, Morley and Hanlon you know people doing it for their own ends at the expense of other... you know what nevermind.)

"That's our plan, you said you'd let me go." I burned him to death, I never said I'd let him go, I just said I'd necromance him, completely different things. So the dumb followers of fire wanted to start a war and thought they'd bring back one of my old enemies to do it. Bad move, they should have just resurrected a god I hadn't killed, then I would have been none the wiser. Wait should I really give my enemies advice on that kind of thing? Nevermind all of these idiots are dead so no worry.