Unhelpful Commentary

"Where's your apprentice?" Therod opened with the best way to get me admit to a potential murder (two men go off into the wilderness one returns, you do the math!).

"If you are implying I killed him then I'd have to be really stupid to admit to it to you."

"So you killed him?" The cutting nature of her insult burned me!

"Can you go away? Everytime I pee its like agony and as hilarious to me as it would be to have you standing there while I urinate even I believe in decency." I was standing behind the counter, but again, deceny taking a piss while talking to people is rude. I HAVE MY LIMITS!

"What did you drink the beer at Bandit town or something?" She meant it as a joke but seeing my look she realized that I had in fact drank the beer there (and why did a law enforcement person know of a town of bandits but not go there and break it up? I am beginning to wonder about Therod's committment to enforcing laws!) "Wow that's stupid even for you Lorentino."

"I'm glad that my misery is something you can laugh at, I'll recall this the next time you are in dire need of my help."

"Ok so you'll recall this never?"

"Valrym told me the same thing, your jokes are all used!"

"I'll try and be more funny the next time you self injure, also make sure to drink plenty of fluid I hear that clears up infections." This is a damned lie it just means you pee more often and in more pain, people who tell you it clears things up are assholes! Therod left without even really admitting what she was there for (supposedly it was looking for Aelanes, but I think she just heard I was in pain and wanted to add to it!) The door bell rang again (I have a bell right over my door, did I ever say I did that? Because I totally did). I figured it would be Nidget coming in to bother me (because misery comes in threes, well fours in this case if the bladder infection was the first number, you know what nevermind!) But instead it was Nidget's land lady (yeah he rents shocking I know, in your face people who don't own property!).

"Have you seen Nidget?" And that is when I knew things had taken a turn for the worst, well worster I did have that damned bladder infection.  On the plus I did learn how to pee while riding a horse, this comes into play later in this story, no I'm not joking!