Monday, July 15, 2013

I Am a Master of Disguise

Sitting on a boat being carried to wherever the Followers of Fire were conducting their henious whatever I started to wonder if I had succeeded a little too easy. I mean I found some of their robes out in the open with a convenient hood, there was a large group of followers who happened to need another boat arriving shortly after I donned my disguise, and no one at any point questioned an additional follower arriving out of nowhere.  If my ego wasn't so gigantic I might have started to worry I was being set up.

Of course I was being set up and this was apparent as soon as the boat sailed south to a familiar horrible place.  You see thats the other part of having a healthy ego, you keep thinking your ahead of the game until you are being taken off the board. I should have known things had come to easy at multiple occaisions.  In my defense it was more of a longer con than most evil plans against me, so its not like I could have easily seen how many people had mislead me. AND on top of all of this I was dealing with the bladder infection, so you know I had multiple things going on.  Anyway all of this to say that things were not going as well as I percieved them to be and that was intentional and thats where I'll leave you. I've got business with the courts today, some kind of something or other I don't read the summons it makes it more exciting when you just show up (yes this works about as well as you'd expect).

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