"You sure you guys don't some kind of bladder remedy?" The followers of fire shouldn't have been so offended by the question, I mean I was literally asking everyone in town, even the transients who drink their own urine (I think they do, I don't know what transients do!)
"Mr. Lorentino the followers thank you for all you have done for us, but no we are not some apothecary with a bladder remedy, I've heard you drink lots of water and just deal with it."
"THAT JUST MAKES IT WORSE!" I tell you everyone's advice for that infection was the worst advice ever. Like at that point I would have taken "You have to sever your penis and reattach it" as real advice, it was that bad.
"Perhaps this should teach you something about your life choices Mr. Lorentino, now if you have no further inquiries I have business I have to get to." He went to go back into the church and I grabbed his arm which ordinarily would be a bad move for a religion that believes in combat, but he looked about ninety pounds soaking wet and I could probably knock him out with a strong breeze.
"I'm looking for a friend of mine Adreyev Maristus." Sure I lead off with my bladder infection, but that was to throw them off about my true goal! See you just can't ask someone about what you are there for, you have to lunge and feint a little bit, give and take, bullshit and mislead!
"I've never heard of that man before, release my arm Lorentino." You can't lie to a liar (well you can but its a bad idea) also its really stupid to lie about someone who is very devoutly a member of your religion even if you think that I personally am an idiot (which he totally did the dick).
"Seriously thats what you are going to say? Come on he owes me some money I know you guys are hiding him, but I'll promise I'll just have him do some heavy lifting and that would be the end of it." He went inside and two large men convinced me it was not worth my time to continue to ask questions. So what I thought was just some simple Nidget got lost in the woods crap, was now turning into another stupid conspiracy with the followers of fire, because of course it was. I've commented on my poor luck before, but it just never ends. And this is why I only believe in the church of Lorentino!
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