"You have to know something that deals with this!" This was week two of my bladder infection, I'd resorted to begging Valrym for help, as you could assume from my statement he was less than forthcoming.
"Even if I did, which I don't, why would I help you? You obviously did this to yourself." Valrym can be such a dick when you ask for his help, such a dick.
"I'm in pain Val, I have to pee so often, and everytime I do its like peeing heated spikes." Honestly I just started using an old vase to pee into when I was at my shop. I'm sure the vase was really expensive to use as a pee holder, but I'll be damned if it didn't do the job really well (don't worry when I sold it I totally didn't clean it out and told them it was some ancient blah blah's ritual magic container).
"Good, I hope it lasts a while, its nice that your stupidity is coming back to harm you for once."
"You're a real peach Val, I'll remember this next time you're in trouble and need my help."
"I'm sure I'll be all broken up when that never happens." I left in a huff and sought out a healer (none would treat me, something about being a dick or something I dunno I wasn't paying too much attention between having to pee right away again). Several people say this is what I have coming to me, but you know what those people are asses. If anything this is just setting up that I'll do nothing to help them the next time the town is under attack from something I brought to it! HA! IN YOUR FACE PEOPLE WHO WON'T HELP ME!
The only way it could get worse was if Therod swung by, and wouldn't you know it... SHE DID I SHOULD NEVER SAY THIS CAN NEVER GET WORSE!
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