"You're still reading the paper!" Nidget was outraged, it had been a day since he had left me in a huff for not lowering my paper and here he was all angry I was still reading it.
"Well its not the same one if thats what you're implying, you do know they print a new one each day right?" I didn't know if he knew that, Nidget is kind of an idiot.
"Well this is enough of this we have to do something." He said we like we were great buddies who do things all the time, we are not, we do not, and I have no idea where he gets the idea that I'm just waiting for him to rescue you from my boring drudgery. As I have said before I LIKE BORING DRUDGERY! Its what makes life worth living forever.
"Something being something you want to do." People always say they need my help, but what they normally need is a sucker to go along with a bad plan.
"Look I've already bought train tickets and so you are coming with me, get your stuff pack a bag and make sure to bring a revolver."
"Oh we're going on a train ride and I should bring a pistol? I'm sure this will end spectacularly." I have to admit I was partially intrigued, and not just because Nidget bought me a ticket somewhere.
"Pack fast the train leaves in an hour."
"Ok ok, warm climate cool climate?"
"Warm I think, I dunno have you ever been to Lork?" Lork the city of sin that had been exploded and put back together again (hey that rhymed kind of).
"Yeah a couple of times."
"Well than pack for that and get ready and stop making me late!" With that Nidget took off for the train station, and I was even more intrigued. I packed a simple bag and made sure to bring a revolver with some ammunition (I'd been to Lork enough to know I'd probably have to use it). I still worried about whatever idiocy I was getting myself into, but I'll admit boring drudgery can be well pretty boring. So I turned the sign on my store to say I'd be back sometime (I specifically made that sign for when I go off on a dumb adventure knowing I would eventually) and made my way to the train station. Train rides are always exciting in The Guard territory, you don't know if the tracks will go the whole way or you won't get robbed, its an adventure in an of itself!
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