I was alone in what appeared to be an empty basement, proving once and for all I'm the worst body guard in the history of guarding bodies (hey that now just occured to me that the term seems kind of silly, I mean if I'm guarding a body doesn't that mean I failed?) I was about to leave when Nidet just appeared out of nowhere carrying a box.
"Where did you go?" The box had at least five seperate locks on it, looked to be of just a normal redish wood design, fairly unremarkable really.
"To a place beyond space and time." His eyes almost filled with wonder when he said it.
"Really?"
"No, theres a sub basement over there you didn't notice, but I had you going for a second." He totally did not.
"So what's in the box?"
"I have no idea."
"You played this whole game for seven damn days and you don't know what you won." I could not, and still do not BELIEVE THAT HE ACTUALLY DID THIS.
"Yes, the reward is never known in advance, its just an object of power, its really about the..." I started choking him at this point, I had had enough. Ok I didn't actually start choking him but in my mind I did, like I saw his eyes bulge out of his head, felt the last bit of his life fall away and then I burned the box on his remains, it was a nice day dream. "And so this box is my reward."
"Where are the keys to it?"
"I don't have those either." SO MUCH RAGE I CAN BARELY WRITE THIS WITH A STEADY HAND RHRHARHARHARHARHAHR! I'll have to come back to this tomorrow, just writing it makes me want to kill Nidget all over again, he should be thankful he's not near me right now (though currently I believe he's being held hostage, so you know he's probably not that thankful). Till the next entry journal!
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