Tuesday, October 23, 2012

DickKeeper

"This is not the afterlife!" I tried to make it as loud a pronouncement as I could, but my voice was failing me, it came out like a meek child asking a parent for extra food. The gatekeeper's appearence looked off, where he once was clean and gentlemanly looking, now he looked vicious and his suit tattered.

"Oh figured that out did you? My my Mr. Lorentino I guess you aren't half as idiotic as I thought." His voice twisted taking on a deeper tone.

"I'll kill you." My voice cracked, the pain in my head escalated, I gathered up what magic power I could but it sputtered the flames just sparks like if I'd struck a rock against a flint.

"No you won't, in fact you'll know exactly what the afterlife is like shortly, and how does that feel Lorentino? To know soon enough you'll be amongst the dead? Those fools out there I'm draining them slowly so slowly they hardly notice, but you? You I'm taking fast, I want your life." He came around the desk and the entire cozy cottage theme was falling apart, it had aged a hundred years automatically, everything was rotten and falling apart. I attempted to strike the now deforming gate keeper but he disappeared in a puff.

"You bastard."

"Such a fool Lorentino, enjoy the rest of your life all few minutes of it you have." The voice boomed in my head along with the pain.  So there I was being drained of my life, stuck in some kind of meta dream world hell, and my head felt like eight pounds of pain.  How did I survive? Well you'll just have to read the next entry!

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