Obvious Reasons For Villainy

"Cease your babbling!" It was Jenkins, the obvious culprit.  Well not really the obvious culprit up until he emerged I thought he was the victim of these cultists but no apparently he was leading them.

"Jenkins!" I tried to sound jovial, it was nice to see him.

"Lorentino, Therod, and I don't know who the shorty is." Poor Nidget, he'd even paid my property taxes a few times, guess Jenkins really was a racist.

"Jenkins unshackle me and I promise you'll get a quick clean death." Therod's idea of negotiation. Nidget was silent, I think he was really angry Jenkins did not remember him.

"Yeah about no Captain Therod, you will be one of the first of our glorious new soldiers that will bring our god back to life!" Have I mentioned I hate cultists? I hate cultists.

"You're god? Which one I just have to know." What can I say I'm inquisitive about being that would kill me.

"You should know you murderer you killed her in the first place." Jenkins was quite upset about that, but to be honest I've killed what 2 and a half gods at this point? Like really you'd have to be more specific.

"Can you be more specific?" Jenkins had a hood on and he pulled it back to reveal eggs growing on his head, spider eggs, large ones.

"Does this clarify it for you?" I wanted to be an asshole and pretend not to, but you know sometimes you just have to roll with the punches and not put the two people with you in more danger. Well that and of course it clarified it for me.

"Oh right that spider thing I killed, gods how long ago was that? I mean Dad was still alive so carry the two..." Ok so I was still an asshole just a different type. Jenkins just chuckled, the other cultists/creatures (they were wearing hoods they could have been spider creatures like on the island).

"Joke all you want Lorentino, I'll leave you and your friends a gift from our god, the world will remember Jenk Jenkins when we overtake it with her glorious spawn!" He removed a couple of his head eggs and left the area, the eggs squirmed unsettling on the ground, the door locked tight behind him and his cronies.

"Jenk Jenkins? Wow that makes sense, I mean I'd start a spider death cult too." That was Nidget, NIDGET FOR GODS SAKE! But we all pretty much agreed, I mean the spider death was still a possibility, but at least we knew why Jenkins did it. I mean Jenk? What asshole parents, I say this as someone named Trezlan.