"This place is..." We were in the middle of a rowdy bar surrounded by all kinds of debauchery, I had just ordered a drink and Aelanes had his back to the bar taking in the chaos.
"Wretched." Was Aelanes response.
"I was going to say amazing, its like Lork before Lork got bought out by uptight assholes." Aelanes was tense I could see he felt we were going to be attacked at any moment, probably because we were.
"I would not drink anything from the taps here."
"Why not I mean its beer thats like disinfected right? I mean whats the worst thing that can happen?" Three weeks of a bladder infection, that is exactly what happened, if you ever want to piss blood and have to urinate every five flipping minutes, go ahead drink whatever you see fit.
"Trezlan there are times I worry that you despite being quite skilled in killing things and surviving have absolutely no knowledge on how to actually live."
"Says the guy not living it up in this tremendous town."
"We came here to kill everyone."
"We came here to find evil, all we have found is a bunch of rowdy morons having a good time, but don't worry I'm sure we'll find evil us don't worry Aelanes." Just as I said that a rather large scarred man and his crew arrived.
"EVERYONE BUT YOU TWO IDIOTS OUT!" I assumed the idiots were us (we were) and everyone else ran like bugs when the lights come on.
"You see Aelanes if you are just patient evil will find you." You know there are people who can actually see the future and I find that completely pointless because I myself can usually tell the future based on how predictable reality is! Well that and my actions tend to have easily forseeable consequences, but come on!
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