Have you ever been insulted by an execution? I mean you're going to get killed, so you think "Well maybe it'll be some grand thing, something worthy of the term 'public execution'" at least some kind of grand send off. But no what I got was maybe two guys and a horse, this was my public execution. I was adamant there had to have been a mistake, when they took the hood off of me I almost expected a joke or something "Ha ha Trezlan this is just your transport", but no they were planning on hooking me up to the back of a horse and having it drag me to death. This was the dumbest execution since that one time someone tried to kill me with delicious meats (also known as every meal I've ever eaten).
"Any last words?" Purple robes was there, my hands were tied to a very strong tight rope (but I can conjure fire, so it wasn't either compared to my ability).
"No, because I'm not dying today, this is the stupidest..." That's all I got out before they slapped the horses ass and away I was drug. To their credit it was a very painful twenty seconds I was drug by a horse, and then I set the rope on fire and was freed. I was covered in dust, feeling a little run down (or drug down, booom!) and expecting suddenly the people who had set me to be drug off by a horse to be chasing after me (because you know I set myself free) when an explosion ripped apart the small bunk house that I had previously been a guest of (as I had guessed there was probably not a murder room next to the place I was in, though I'd never know now since it got exploded). In the that was not much of a surprise Alontor came sauntering up with a group of rancher rebels in tow.
"Trezlan my friend, how are you?" He had that umbrella, despite no rain that day, I guess it was his lucky umbrella.
"I got drug behind a horse, how do you think I am?"
"Alive, now get your ass out of the dirt and come with me, we've got more work to do." I tell you being able to see the future and direct people so that potential futures you see come up more often than not? Completely a dick move when those futures involve getting drug behind a damned horse. THANKS YOU DICK BY THE WAY I HOPE YOU READ THIS!
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