Secretive Services

"I'm not believing you in this." The leader was doubtful of my explanation about what happened to my former not client. She was fairly attractive for secreting around in the night wearing her pajamas (and not like in the whorey way a lot of women do that exact kind of thing), her fellow pajama wearers had also taken their masks off, they were not as attractive nor female (I'm a sexist I admit).

"Look I wouldn't have melted his body in a morgue, I wouldn't have melted him at all." This is true. Valerie was still kind of afraid of these people so she wasn't saying anything.

"And your chemist here?"

"Witch."

"I'm a chemist Lorentino!"

"Witch." People have labels in my life, witches will always be witches, this whole "chemistry" thing is a passing fad.

"Whatever, how do we know you didn't bring her here to destroy the body?"

"Because if I was going to destroy the body I would have cremated it." I mean come on people I burn my food way too much, why wouldn't I scorch corpses? Answer? I wouldn't, if I wanted to hide my murders which I don't because why would I? Seriously I'm a mass mass murderer the only thing I hide is my necromancy and I'm not even good at that.

"This is true, sorry for doubting you Mr. Lorentino, though I'm still at odds as to what you are doing here." Its a bit weird to have people apologizing for not realizing the kind of murderer I am. Truly my life is one of sunshine and lollipops.

"Its more about keeping the local authorities off my back."

"I thought you said you were intrigued by what killed this man?" Valerie almost sounded sad in that statement.

"Well yeah, that and keeping Captain Dupont off my ass, I mean I just recently got out of the blame for one murder." Have I admitted I admit to way way too many things?

"Oh that won't be a problem Mr. Lorentino, we are the authorities." At least that explained how a bunch of people in their evening clothes snuck past the guard. He let them in (and to think I paid for that privilege almost made me want to demand my money back!) Thankfully with this admission Valerie and I got back on track, mostly. Look how on track do you think I ever get?