"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" When you wake up falling from the sky screaming is a natural reaction. The other thing of course is wondering what in the gods that happened that cause you to fall from the freaking sky, but the screaming thing is the first thing you do. Vontresa was behind me she too was falling but she was enjoying it more than I was, I did notice I had a parachute on, so at least I wouldn't be killed immediately, I could see below us was our gear shoot already popped gently falling to back to the ground.
"Trezlan you should enjoy these moments, its like you're a bird." She shouted it at me because falling is loud.
"Bird's don't plummet from the sky after previously been asleep!" At least I don't think they do, I'm not a bird researcher.
"It's not my fault you're a sound sleeper." This seemed like a poor excuse for strapping a parachute on someone and tossing them out of plane. A very poor excuse, she basically blamed my ability to sleep through situations for sleeping through her throwing me out of a freaking plane! Who does that? Vontresa apparently.
I could see down below was an island of sorts, because treasure maps always lead to islands, its one of their features in life. Why we couldn't have taken a boat and therefore have a way off the island? I'll never know. I would have asked Vontresa she who throws that slumber out of planes, but shortly after landing we got into a little bit of trouble. Yeah shocking I know you'd think parachuting on to an island to hunt treasure would be safer.
I mean you'd think that if you're an idiot.
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