Monday, June 15, 2015

Dr. Doubtful

Doctors are skeptical people. They replaced healers who were the opposite. Like in the old times if you got hurt a healer was already working out some wonky bullshit remedy before you even finished talking. Now the doctor hears your story looks at you with an appraising eye and then starts asking you rude questions, especially when you're asking for a friend. Like the doctor immediately assumed I had the Rot! And worse so he assumed it was associated with my genitals! THE NERVE OF THE MAN!

"So your 'friend' has a disease that is causing his skin to rot off?" The way he said this implied he thought of course my friend was me.

"Well I wouldn't say friend more like person I want to kill but not like this." I have an overshare problem.

"Right have you had a pyshiatric evaluation as of late Mr. Lorentino?"

"No I don't believe in this modern mind quackery." Ok I probably don't come across as a sane person to normal people, but you know what screw normals!

"Right, well based on what you've told me no there is no disease that causes a flesh rot, I've heard of poisons and venoms that do, but absent that you can't suddenly have your flesh rot."

"Are you sure?"

"You're questioning my expertise as a doctor something I went to school for and continue to do every day?"

"Point taken." Not really but his tone and look told me the point should be taken and I should move on.

"Well then we're done see the receptionist on the way out to pay for the treatment and good luck on your flesh rot."

"It's not me!" It wasn't me gods damn it! This became a pattern with each quackier and less reasonable person I visited they all assumed I was the one having the problem! I swear does know one in this world help out an enemy? This got so bad I actually wound up on a boat to a small island (shut up I know this shit never works out for me, and this was no different) to a "healing" spring to see if I could get some of the water to fix Morley. Again several times I questioned why I was the one doing all this when I've longed for Morley to die for years and here I was presented with that opportunity and I was trying to prevent it. Because I'm an idiot!

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