Why Muffins is a question scholars have asked for the longest of times. Why were they the vessel with which to become a god by sacrificing your followers. It was thought because cupcakes were too delicious and donuts lacked gravitas for the eventual god hood. No one wanted to welcome the donut god in, it would seem uncouth. So somewhere along the line muffins were decided. Neither cupcakes deliciousness, nor Donuts lack of standing. Good enough for a mid morning snack, but not haughty enough to be considered putting on airs by eating one.
The recipe itself is another mystery, who gave mortals the key to proper godly sacrifice is up for Debate. Everyone suspects the death god, though Hanlon is the biggest new god bigot around. He hates when someone tries to join th pantheon, even more so when they just tricked a bunch of idiots into eating a baked good. The most likely culprit was the chaos god, who better to make becoming a god easy than the one responsible for chaos. No one asked the Fire God for fear she'd destroy them, Hanlon himself suspects she was involved though, for nothing breeds conflict better than a religious dispute.
No one knows for sure where the recipe comes from, though the universe agreed it ending up in the hands of Trezlan Lorentino seemed like something that was long overdue.
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