I Expected More

Godhood did not slow my writing process. Well mostly at times I find myself drawn to just existing and I fight that by being as human as I could be, which also explains God behavior in a shocking way over the years. - Chronicles of Lorentino

"Rough start." I was hanging around with my new god friends. Or god associates? I dunno it was Hanlon and the Fire God, we were at Hanlon's newly renovated offices. They were playing a game I didn't understand the rules of.

"Well it was my first proclamation before letting them just enjoy being alive for a bit."

"Yeah poor form Trezlan, you just solved their issue for them, tell them you're a god, and then leave them there with nothing? Could have at least smited a few non believers." The Fire God looked better than she did. I guess making sure people still survive, and showing them God's are a thing helped at least the two I was dealing with.

"This is the thanks I get for saving your asses? Typical."

"Just be glad he told the story in a fairly fast fashion, Trezlan can be long winded." Hanlon was as rude as ever.

"What are you even a god of anyway? I didn't hear." I smiled, it seemed like the perfect godhood for me.

"Chance." Both of them looked at me like they couldn't believe.

"Seriously? There isn't one already?" Hanlon I assumed would know, he apparently did not.

"Seems like something someone would be punished with, not something they seek out, chance is fickle sometimes your up, sometimes you're down, which thinking of you Lorentino fits."

"Well being with you two does feel like a punishment, I thought we were equals." They both laughed.

"Sure the man that is now a god is equals with entities that have been gods for their entire existence, what are the chance of that happening." I stomped away in a huff, and then went back to where I wanted to go. Which was my shop from all those years ago. It didn't exist anywhere, but in a place I'd created for it, but its nice, I imagine over the years I'll add to my personal Dimension, maybe even invite customers in. Someday, take a chance.

Ok I had to make that joke! I HAD TO!