"Can you just skip to the point before you go into your big blah blah I'm evil speech?" Nidget had apparently seen this kind of thing before. The hooded man I swear to the gods legitimately looked sad at this request!
"NONESENSE THE GREAT TOMMY DEMANDS YOU ATTENTION!" Nidget and I just started laughing.
"Tommy? Seriously this is your big evil name?"
"What? oh like you two assholes are so superior." The pretense of things was dropped, the poor man just wanted to be big and spooky and here he was saddled without about the most unspooky name ever. Like I guess like Little Timmy would be unspookyer, maybe.
"Yes I'm sorry Tommy please continue." Nidget and I couldn't even keep it together to tell him to keep being all evil.
"No, not until you guys show me more respect, I'm a big evil conjurer! I demand your respect!"
"You had some fleshless monkeys and like an evil bitch helping you, that's not exactly like super hard."
"Those were straight from your nightmares! I CONJURED YOUR NIGHTMARES!"
"Ehhh, I'm not afraid of monkeys, and Nidget's not afraid of fleshless things, its just two things that were kind of annoying put together." I could see him getting angrier, I kind of felt sorry for him, though he did try and kill us, just really poorly.
"Leave, just leave, I'll unlock the door just get out of here."
"Well not without the money." Tommy looked at us like we were the dicks in this situation.
"THERE ISN'T ANY THIS IS AN ILLUSION!" He dispelled the money with a wave of his hand, "NOW GO!" Nidget and I decided it was best to just leave, you know let Tommy be alone for a bit.
"Should we like go back and kill him?"
"Nah, I mean he's probably someone elses issue, and this is the past right? We might mess up something in the future if we kill Tommy back here."
"But we are killing Carver."
"Hell yeah we are." Because screwing up time only partially applied to getting vengeance.
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