Friday, January 11, 2013

I'm the New Guy Who Shot The Old Guy

"What happened here?" I have to say I'm very proud of myself I was able to undress and redress the dead guard in under a couple minutes.  Its weird to be proud of your ability to do that to a corpse, but hey I take what I can get.

"This guy claimed to be a cave inspector so I shot him in the face." I'll admit I should have probably come up with a more I dunno interesting narrative? Instead I just reversed what had happened, look I was still proud about the corpse dressing thing.  There were four new people who had been alerted by the gunshot, again all wearing the same thing (the same thing I was now wearing), the guy who was talking seemed to have a red sash around his pants, which denoted leadership? It might have also denoted he liked flare.

"Who are you?"

"The night watchman who do you think I am?" Again maybe just maybe I should have possibly thought of a better lie to lead this with, but I'm not some kind of lie expert (more like a lie savant) and there might not actually have been a good lie here to tell.

"The person who shot the real watchman and switched clothes with him." They all had their pistols out and I admitted I was kind of boned.  I put my hands up and they lead me away. I tell you I'm starting to doubt my ability to actually make a good plan as of late!

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